Julian Stebbins enjoys baked goods

[Private to non-IS seventh years]

That was awful to the ninetieth degree, man. How is everyone doing right now?

[Private to Susan]

I am so
Are you all right?

[Private to Wayne, Emily, Seamus and Yue]

Madam Pomfrey probably did everything that, like, could be done for you, but I saved my mother got some general pain killing droughts and some vials of Dreamless Sleep if you need them at any hour. I won't say nothing if you don't say nothing.

[Private to Cal]

Please tell me that I'm doing enough.

[end private]

Well, I'm sorry if you don't think a highly contagious case of trollpox isn't worth staying home for. With my Healer mother.

[Private to Neville]

You didn't have to
I'm sorry, brother.

[end private]

Ow.

Though you have to give props to a dame who can throw a punch, I suppose.

[Private to Chloe Zeller and Emily Hopkins]

Can I, like, run an idea by the two of you for a minute?

[Private to Parvati]

I have something for you.

[end private]

[Private to Anthony]

I need to talk to you, brother. As soon as you can get away without it looking suspicious.

[end private]

So ladies of Hogwarts, do you love Hugo Beery? Because he's like saying that you do. All of you. And since opinion was divided on the subject, I think it would be a good opportunity to set us straight.

[Private]

Dear Mum and Dad,

Please be helping people like the Goldsteins. Please.

[Private to Morag]

Ravenclaw: You.
Hufflepuff: Me and Susan.
Slytherin: Tracey?
Gryffindor: I don't know. I'll try and find out from Cal or Seamus.

[Private to Anthony]

Do you know exactly what curses they used on you in detention? I've just been, like, learning the counter curses for whatever we do in class, so it would be good for future reference.

[end private]

It is darkest and coldest the hour before dawn. But afterwards there is always a sunrise.

Hannah has, like, expressed an interest in auras, and how not everyone can see them. So if you want me to tell you what yours looks like, I'll try. People's auras change, and they can't be seen on command, but I'll do my best. They're at least as interesting as horoscopes. Maybe I'll go around the journals telling people what their aura looks like. Some are really interesting! I'm sure yours won't be as horrible as Amy Jordan's.

Why did they ever let a complete minger like Amy Jordan into the school? Just the very thought of her wants to make me, like, pray to Jimi my maker.

Who tidied up my side of the room earlier today? It was, like, totally thoughtful of you, but now I don't know where anything is, man.

[Private to Cal]

That includes a herb I need for contraceptive potion. Sorry, brother.

[end private]